Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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