then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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