Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Randomize
