paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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