You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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