you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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