i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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