I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Randomize
