Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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