I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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