you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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