I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So squirting runs in the family.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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