i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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