Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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