last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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