I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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