I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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