erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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