I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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