hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Is Oprah even human
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
send nudes
from the living room?
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