Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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