yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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