Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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