just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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