There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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