Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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