You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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