Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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