Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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