I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
