How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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