come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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