do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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