You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Randomize
