At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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