sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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