singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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