Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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