if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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