You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
im having a threesome with these popsicles
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
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