Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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