O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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