Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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