You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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