There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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