Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
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