i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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