Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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