Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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