Midget sex pt 2 tonight
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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